sad films - Piggy Lyrics

I got a lover, lets me love her
One standing order at a time
Says the money's for her brother
But these days he seems to be just fine

Wake up smell the underwear
Is there an elephant in the room?
But it's her birthday I guess it's only fair
Refresh the wishlist and I click the perfume
Christmas fishnets and the elf costume

She lets me cuddle in a muzzle
When I'm her good boy in the cage for awhile
This credit card can flex some muscle
Can't put a price on that smile

If I could bottle this feeling up
Then by lunch I'd be a millionaire
If this was more I'd only mess things up
I got a hunch that maybe life ain't fair
I look online and you ain't there

I'm wearing nothing but a collar
In a basement on my lunch break in town

They're gonna focus on their thesis
I'll scroll old messages for meaning
If and when we get back speaking
An extra hundred and she'll rate my penis

What a time to be alive...

I got a lover, lets me love her...