Dog Day Video (MV)

I love you so I went and took a gun in a bank
Nine hostages the federal reserve
I know it's kinda hard to get the blood stain out
But your mother kinda got on my nerves

And if I'm in handcuffs it's just because I love you
And if I'm behind bars it's just because I love you

I love you so I drove to Number 10 in a tank
Nobody's going to bully my girl
I thought that I was on for something more than a thanks
To suggest otherwise is frankly absurd

Because no one's better than me girl
Better than me
(You can bet your bottom dollar)
That no one's better than me

Please?
Please?
We can take it slow?

In the cold light of day it hits me
That I'm just a piece of shit
And everything I say or do
Brings shame to my dead relatives
Oh man ignorance is bliss
I'm back in the room

You're my one phone call
And it's rough when you don't pick up
I've lost count of the number of apps you've got me blocked on
And when we grow up
You're Pretty Woman
I'm Richard Gere
And no I'm not comparing you to that profession

I love you so I went and took a gun in a bank
Nine hostages the federal reserve
I thought that I was on for something more than a thanks
59 years with no chance of parole

Still no one's better than me girl
Better than me
(Put your f*cking house on it)
That no one's better than me...