Senor Pepper - Burrito's Intro Lyrics

Hey! Hey, my name is Burrito! Hey! What the hell? I don't have a
body! What happened to me? I have no body! I'm wearing a f*cking bike
helmet! My nose is taped to my face! What the hell? What is this?
Hey! Who the hell are you? What the are you doing here? Stop staring
at me. Stop it, you f*cking freak! You f*cking cock-sucker. What the
f*ck is your problem? Stop looking at me! Go away, f*ck-head.

When I had a body, I used to lick my balls. They were hairy. Hey! I
used to live in Quina Vacahs. My ass will always be in Quina Vacahs,
but my feet, I don't know where the f*ck my feet are because I don't
have a body. What happened to my body?

Hey baby! Want to lick my face? I don't have a dick, but you want to
lick my face? It tastes like a dick.

Hey cock-sucker! What the f*ck are you doing? Hey! Don't touch my
face, bitch! I'll f*cking kick your ass, oh wait, I'll bite your nose
off, asshole.

I used to be a pimp, when I had a body. All the bitches would jump on
my cock. Then one day, I got hit by a car, it f*cking broke my nose.

My mother was a fat jackass. I used to ride her to town, f*cking bitch.

When I had a body, I used to have sex with dogs.

Who the f*ck are you? You look like a f*cking Mary Anet f*ck head!

Hey you know what? I f*cked Monica Lewinsky. Me and the president, we
got it on, bitch! You know, have you ever been into the Lincoln
Bedroom? It's f*cking awesome! There's cum stains all over the bed.

Hey! Do you have a cat? I used to have a cat. I f*cked it up the ass.
One day, I was doing my cat, and it got stuck! It ripped my to shreds!
Maybe that is what happened to my body? I've been in a f*cking coma for
twenty years, and I wake up and I don't have a body! What the.

Hey! Hey! Scratch my chin. It itches! Go ahead, scratch it, I'm not
going to bite you. Oh yeah, that's it! OHHH-HO-HOH.
OHHHHH-HOOOOOO-HOE-HO-HO-HO. Hey! Sorry about that. The strap f*cking
chafes me. The strap chafes me chin, man.

Once I had a goose. But we ate it for dinner. I kept its bunghole,
though. I still have it, where ever my f*cking body is!

Hey! Hey! You over there! Come scratch my chin, man!
Hey--Hey--Hey--Hey, guess what? You know you touch my face, I got
poison ivy bitch! I got hemorrhoids on my f*cking face. How do you
like that?

I was raped in the mouth by Billy.

Hey! Have you ever since a cow do it? It's f*cking sick. It looks
like two amebas getting it on.

Hey, you know what? I saw my sister screwing a cat once. It's f*cking
sick