I've never seen the programme
That brought them baseless fame
And I really don't know why
I'm meant to know the name
It's offensive to the pensive
That we're somehow meant to know
Who the Kardashians are
Can we throw them under a car?
I've seen pickles in a jar
With more charisma by far
So why am I meant to know
Who the Kardashians are?
The talents of a rookie
Such fakery and fawning
Should not be tolerated
Let's hang them in the morning
It's offensive to the pensive
That we're somehow meant to know
Who the Kardashians are
Can we throw them under a car?
I've seen pickles in a jar
With more charisma by far
So why am I meant to know
Who the Kardashians are?
But if you are a fan
Then who am I to tell?
One question I should ask
Are you sure you're feeling well?
It's offensive to the pensive
That we're somehow meant to know
Who the Kardashians are
Can we throw them under a car?
I've seen pickles in a jar
With more charisma by far
So why am I meant to know
Who the Kardashians are?
It's offensive to the pensive
That we're somehow meant to know
Who the Kardashians are
Can we throw them under a car?
I've seen pickles in a jar
With more charisma by far
So why am I meant to know
Who the Kardashians are?
Who the Kardashians are?