BIDEN
Hey, Trump, how was court?
Did the judge threaten you with jail for one of your retorts?
The Trump Trial Tango looks like an expensive dance
From one courtroom to the next, they say you might have to refinance
I read in the headlines they hit you with a 400 million dollar fine
I have to tell ya, that made my day sunshine
I'm sure it won't be long before you're doing Jail Time
So, step into the Rap Arena and let's drop some rhymes
TRUMP
Laugh it up now Sleepy Joe, because it won't be long before you're singing a different song
When I'm back on top, we'll see who ends up in jail to rot
Unlike yours, my memory is intact, and I won't forget each and every attack
As for 400 million, I could give that away and still be rich Karma is coming for you Joe and she's a bitch
BIDEN
Oh please, if Karma were a woman she'd be suing you too
Unless of course, a newspaper offered to pay for her interview
Hush money, bribery, N D A's
Come on There's no wonder they call you Creepy Don
You are the worst President our countries ever had
And I'm including Nixon, so you know that's bad
The nation needs a strong moral guide, not some con man trying to take them for a ride
TRUMP
Joe, you think you're a hit, but you're second rate at best and sound like a twit
Your rap is lame, you have no game, and all you're offering is more of the same
I ran the country and made America great
All you've done is open up the gates
Illegal immigration is a security threat
Stop inviting them and offering free internet
BIDEN
You're just a fame-seeking billionaire that wants to rule the land
A kid in a business suit playing Peter Pan
TRUMP
Well, you've got one foot in the grave, and two brain cells that fight
Voting for you would not be very bright
BOTH
Vote for me
Or Vote for him
It doesn't really matter
The Future still Looks Grim