Stumbled out the bar, keys in my hand
Didn't plan to drive, you gotta understand
Car won't start, guess I'm playin' it cool
But even pushin' might break the rules
A little downhill, just let it glide
No engine purrin', just a silent ride
But the law don't care 'bout gears or speed
If it moves, it's trouble, take the lead
Rollin', rollin', don't need no gas
Still might lose my license fast
Push or glide, it's all the same
One wrong move, I'm in the game
Buddy's laughin', givin' me a shove
Sayin', "C'mon man, this ain't enough."
But a judge don't care 'bout what feels right
If the wheels turn once, say goodnight
I swear I walked, I swear I tried
But that car just slipped, took a little ride
Now I'm standin' here, case in hand
One drunk push, that's my stand
Rollin', rollin', don't need no gas
Still might lose my license fast
Push or glide, it's all the same
One wrong move, I'm in the game
Who knew a slope could cost so much?
One small push, a legal crutch
Intentions clean, my record stained
Guess I'm walkin' home in shame
So next time you've had a sip or two
Just leave that car, don't make a move
Not the keys, not a push, not a tap or roll
Or they'll take your ride, and maybe your soul
Rollin', rollin', don't need no gas
Still might lose my license fast
Push or glide, it's all the same
One wrong move, I'm in the game
Feet on the ground, hands off the wheel
'Cause the law don't care how you feel
Rollin' slow or rollin' fast
One wrong move, license won't last