A sweaty mess lay panting next to Jodie
He saw the clock and had to go
So he found his clothes and put his khakis on
His shirt was almost buttoned when he noticed
The red stain on his collar
Where his secretary's lipstick don't belong
"Oh shit" he said "I can't let Stacy see this"
And there's no time to wash the stain
'Cause Stacy should be home before too long
"Well I guess that I can blame it on a mugger"
And just like that his clothes were off again
And in a frenzy he was gone
And so he ran home naked in the Memphis rain
While Jodie stayed at home and washed away the stain
A f*cking pain and he's to blame
He ran as raindrops trickled down his cheekbones
He wondered if the neighbors' kids
Could see the naked man as he ran by
He reached his home exhausted cold and nervous
He stepped inside his house and called his wife
And he awaited her reply
And now his hardwood floors were soaked in Memphis rain
Too bad he'd just paid out the ass to get them stained
A f*cking pain and he's to blame
He stepped into the shower and he pondered
"I wonder where could Stacy be?
She said that she'd be home by dinner time"
He shrugged relieved his sins had gone unnoticed
And figured when his Stacy got back home
That everything would be just fine
While Stacy ran home naked in the Memphis rain
Because her dumbass neighbor left a nasty stain
A f*cking pain and he's to blame