[ Featuring José Ferrer ]
A man, oh a man, any woman will say
Whatever he is, we like him that way
A man is a creature we can't overlook
As easy to read as a page in a book
He'll boast and he'll brag of the women he spurned
But just like a doorknob his head can be turned
Uh huh, (uh-huh), mm-mm, (uh-huh), uh-huh, (uh-huh), uh-huh, (uh-huh)
A man oh a man any woman will say
Whatever he is, we like him that way
As strong as an ox or as meek as a pup
He's just a small boy who will never grow up
A leader by day, he can make business hum
Then wind up at night under some woman's thumb
(Mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm
Complains that he's henpecked and treated so bad
But if he's ignored, then he'll holler like mad
He knows all the methods of landing a fish
But still can't be trusted at drying a dish
Uh-huh, (uh-huh), uh-huh, (uh-huh), mm-mm, (mm-mm), mm-mm, (mm-mm)
A man, oh a man, any woman will say
Whatever he is, we like him that way