C'mon Skeeter get in the cab
The bartender said he'd pick up the tab
That's the price you pay for the gift of the gab
So c'mon Skeeter get in the cab
C'mon Skeeter get in the cab
Before those goons crack your skull on the slab
I'm down on my knees and I'm starting to blab
So c'mon Skeeter get in the cab
C'mon Skeeter get in the cab
Before I hit you with my left jab