I have a 6-pack
All the ladies love me
When I was a baby
I was never ugly
This is all me lying
With a pad and pen
I'm never a douchebag
I have tons of friends
I've got the body
Of a Roman god
I'm the greatest actor
No one thinks I'm odd
My girl never cheated
I know that's a fact
She's always up front with me
Never behind my back
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Saying what I wanna hear
My parents love me
Dad is sobered up
I wanna settle down
I just know I'll fall in love
I'll have the perfect life
I'll plan it to a T
I love the life I'm living
Without insanity
I'm a straight-A student
I am somewhat smart
Yeah, I have a fallback
That isn't in the arts
Gonna live forever
I am never sad
Never told a girl I loved her
But now I wish I had
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Saying what I wanna hear
Don't tell me if they're dating
Nah, just plea the fifth
I don't care if she's dating
I don't care who she's with
I don't care if she's dating
I don't care who she's with
I don't care if she's dating
I don't care who she's with
I don't care if she's dating
I don't care who she's with
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Aww who am I kidding? Let's make one thing clear
I wish I was telling the truth but I'm just saying what I wanna hear
Saying what I wanna hear