If only Zelenskyy had a nice suit
And didn't wear all black to match with his troops
While they get ravaged by a tin of poo
Oval Office's packed with a buncha f*cking squares
Saying "we understand you're in despair,
But was there nothing nicer that you could wear?"
We understand your country's being attacked unjustly
But would it kill you to say thank you and please?
We're taking time away from our fascist regime
To try and help YOU keep YOUR peace
How dare you talk over me talking over you?
How dare you talk over me yelling over you?
If only Zelenskyy had a nice suit
Maybe there would be something we could do
If only Zelensky had a nice suit
A $10k brioni in navy blue
A white shirt and a red tie
No one else would have to die