(Roger Taylor)
God help us all we're a nation of haircuts
How can you ever stand tall in a nation of haircuts
We don't make ships and we don't make cars
But we look real good hanging out in bars
You better never grow old in a nation of haircuts
Or you'll be out in the cold in a nation of haircuts
No point of view in a nation of haircuts
Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts
Check your shoes
Check your hair
Last weeks thing - oh dear
But we salute you
All you groovy dudes
Yeah we salute you
You're so f*cking cool
Check your threads, check your cred but you better not smile
Don't move too quick you might spoil your hairstyle
No point of view in a nation of haircuts
Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts
Check your shoes
Check your hair
Looking good - yeah
And we salute you
All you groovy dudes
Yeah we salute you
You're so f*cking cool
You gotta drink the right drink in a nation of haircuts
You better watch what you think in a nation of haircuts
No point of view in a nation of haircuts
Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts