Rodney Carrington - Mammas got her boobs out Lyrics

I remember way back, when i was just a boy
going places with my mom and dad.
It used to scare me to death,
how mamma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had.
We were sittin at a table,
when mamma got disabled,
all the liquor runnin through her head.
Soon i got to chokin, daddy wasn't jokin,
when he grabbed me by the arm and said

Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showing everybody in town.
Faces turnin red,
we were wishing we were dead.
There were people standin all around, yeah.
When mamma get to drinkin,
there aint much thinkin.
There's nothing anybody can do.
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.

Well, we got her in a truck,
and we started drivin home,
when mamma said she had to go.
Daddy pulled over,
we were standin on a shoulder,
while mom was puttin on a show.
Well, he started up the truck,
and mamma stood up,
with the pants still around her knees.
When we heard mamma holla;
if you give me a dollar,
i'll let you take a peek at these.

Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showing everybody in town.
Faces turnin red,
we were wishing we were dead.
There were people standin all around.
When mamma get to drinkin,
There aint much thinkin.
There's nothing anybody can do.
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.

You just jope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.