One beer then I'm gone. The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on got together and decided to come here. They're not pretty,
they're not small. I don't give a damn at all. Tonight I'm only havin' just one beer.
Yeah tonight I'm only havin' just two beers. I don't mind the atmosphere in here. It feel so right, it must be wrong. I know
I can't stay too long. Tonight I'm only havin' just two beers.
Three beers but no more. Theres no way I'm drinkin' four. My attitude's improvin' with the beer. I was mad, but now I'm
glad. The women in here, they ain't so bad.Tonight I'm only havin' just three beers.
Tonight I'm only havin' just six beers. I kinda like the atmosphere in here. It feels so right, it must be wrong. I
know I can't stay too long. Tonight I'm only havin' just six beers.
Twelve beers and I quit. Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit. I just spent my whole paycheck in here. I took the chance, I tried
to dance. I threw up and pissed my pants. (gibberish)
Yeah tonight I'm only havin' just one beer. At least that's what I said when I got here. It felt so right, but it was wrong.
I know I that I've stayed too long. I think I must have drank a hundred beers. Now I wish I only had one beer. God I wished I
never come in here.
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One beer then I'm gone. The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on got together and decided to come here. They're not pretty,
they're not small. I don't give a damn at all. Tonight I'm only havin' just one beer.
Yeah tonight I'm only havin' just two beers. I don't mind the atmosphere in here. It feel so right, it must be wrong. I know
I can't stay too long. Tonight I'm only havin' just two beers.
Three beers but no more. Theres no way I'm drinkin' four. My attitude's improvin' with the beer. I was mad, but now I'm
glad. The women in here, they ain't so bad.Tonight I'm only havin' just three beers.
Tonight I'm only havin' just six beers. I kinda like the atmosphere in here. It feels so right, it must be wrong. I
know I can't stay too long. Tonight I'm only havin' just six beers.
Twelve beers and I quit. Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit. I just spent my whole paycheck in here. I took the chance, I tried
to dance. I threw up and pissed my pants. (gibberish)
Yeah tonight I'm only havin' just one beer. At least that's what I said when I got here. It felt so right, but it was wrong.
I know I that I've stayed too long. I think I must have drank a hundred beers. Now I wish I only had one beer. God I wished I
never come in here.
they're not small. I don't give a damn at all. Tonight I'm only havin' just one beer.
Yeah tonight I'm only havin' just two beers. I don't mind the atmosphere in here. It feel so right, it must be wrong. I know
I can't stay too long. Tonight I'm only havin' just two beers.
Three beers but no more. Theres no way I'm drinkin' four. My attitude's improvin' with the beer. I was mad, but now I'm
glad. The women in here, they ain't so bad.Tonight I'm only havin' just three beers.
Tonight I'm only havin' just six beers. I kinda like the atmosphere in here. It feels so right, it must be wrong. I
know I can't stay too long. Tonight I'm only havin' just six beers.
Twelve beers and I quit. Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit. I just spent my whole paycheck in here. I took the chance, I tried
to dance. I threw up and pissed my pants. (gibberish)
Yeah tonight I'm only havin' just one beer. At least that's what I said when I got here. It felt so right, but it was wrong.
I know I that I've stayed too long. I think I must have drank a hundred beers. Now I wish I only had one beer. God I wished I
never come in here.