It's one A.M, the drive-thru at Wendy's
She works again, she's part time and Chinese
She doesn't know she's the girl of my dreams
But girl for you, I could be part time Chinese too
What do I say, will she fall for my romance?
Hello, I'd like to die in a Chinese girl avalanche
She looks at me and I'm in a loving trance
Too dumb to talk but this might be my only chance
Two,three,four
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you
We can be the envy of everyone who waits in line at Wendy's
They'll know I've won
When they see me and Chinese girl having fun
She'll dance right beside me on tables and buns
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you
Convert my love to yen and back to dollars again
And I'll spend it right here with you
Forget about my friends, I like you more than them
And I know how to convince you
Convert my love to yen and back to dollars again
And I'll spend it right here with you
Forget about my friends, I like you more than them
And I know how to convince you
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you
If China bombed us and forced us to date their girls
I choose you - I choose you