[ Featuring the Used Kids ]
It's beggars' night, and you want candy
You haven't done a trick for me
Just holding your bag open awkwardly
You're not as cute as your Mommy thinks
Broken glass in your bubble gum
Tattle with your bloody tounge
LSD in your lollipop
Tripping as you tell the cops
As they faithfully digest
Their ill-gotten treasure chest
Strangers may not be the best
To give you candy cigarettes
Who are you supposed to be?
Who are you supposed to be?
None of you have put any thought
Will this costume be too hot?
No originality
Whatever's popular this week
Laffy taffy razor blade
Ambulance is on the way
Beggars' night or trick or treat
Don't forget to brush your teeth
