[ Featuring the Nicknames ]
Woke up this morning
In my bed
Strange sensation from my head
So I went to the mirror
My face went red
Yesterday somebody shaved my head
No that aint alright
No no that aint cool
Yesterday somebody made me feel like a fool
I was feeling helpless
What should I do?
My hair is my everything I even got million dollar shampoo
So I called the barber
This is what I said
Help me please barber recover my hair
No that aint alright
No no that aint cool
Yesterday somebody made me feel like a fool
I bought me a stetson hat
To cover my scalp
Set out to find the rat
You wanna help me out?
I'll bring my shotgun cause I wanna see him dead
Help me please find the motherf*cker who shaved my head
Cause this aint alright
No no this aint cool
Yesterday somebody made me feel just like a fool
