If you tell us porky pies - we ain't gonna vote for you
We can see it in your eyes so - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you think you're always right - we ain't gonna vote for you
And if you crave the limelight - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you're creepily polite - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you ignore the human rights - we ain't gonna vote for you
If your teeth are far too white - we ain't gonna vote for you
But your smile gives kids a fright - we ain't gonna vote for you
We ain't gonna vote for you - we ain't gonna vote for you
Find yourself another job ' cause - we ain't gonna vote for you
We ain't gonna vote for you - we ain't gonna vote for you
We may be the common mob but - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you don't fight poverty - we ain't gonna vote for you
And bully your secretary - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you squash the rivalry - we ain't gonna vote for you
By deploying the cavalry- we ain't gonna vote for you
If you'd use a tragedy - we ain't gonna vote for you
For your own publicity - we ain't gonna vote for you
If your breath is garlicky - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you snob the elderly - we ain't gonna vote for you
We ain't gonna vote for you - we ain't gonna vote for you
Find yourself another job ' cause - we ain't gonna vote for you
We ain't gonna vote for you - we ain't gonna vote for you
We may be the common mob but - we ain't gonna vote for you
And if you're driven by ambition - we ain't gonna vote for you
You're just another politician - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you're arrogant and greedy - we ain't gonna vote for you
If you're primadonna and needy - we ain't gonna vote for you
If your daughter rides a pony - we ain't gonna vote for you
Bought with the taxpayer money - we ain't gonna vote for you
You might have been schooled at Eton - we ain't gonna vote for you
But you're NOTHING without people- we ain't gonna vote for you
We ain't gonna vote for you - we ain't gonna vote for you
Find yourself another job ' cause - we ain't gonna vote for you
We ain't gonna vote for you - we ain't gonna vote for you
We may be the common mob but - we ain't gonna vote for you