I'll take the high road
I'll take the low road
I'll take the mother load to get to you babe
London Bridge is falling
Heartbreak Ridge is calling
My objective for today is to somehow get to you and right away
Maybe it's an impossible feat
We live in different worlds hey
But worlds collide I shall not abide by rules that say you're too far out of league
I'll take the high road
I'll take the low road
I'll take the mother load to get to you babe
I'll take the high road
I'll take the low road
I'll take the mother load to get to you babe
Listen while I tell you a story about a hunter and a lovely prey
In his mind she's unblemished exemplar
Perfection bonafide. Nymphet personified
She regarded him inconsequential
An annoyance below her station
He set his sights on her
Poems he'd recite 'pon her
In case you're not too sure we are that metaphor
I'll take the high road
I'll take the low road
I'll take the mother load to get to you babe
I'll take the high road
I'll take the low road
I'll take the mother load to get to you babe