Robert Cristian Jordan - DAD GUY Lyrics

White shirt now red your bloody nose
Sifting through mounds of my kids' clothes
Sipping my cup of morning Joe
Cctions subliminal

Cll of my money goes to you
No please or thank yous from my crew
Make it all look so easy, too
Kids - egotistical


Yeah I'm a tough guy
Looking kind of rough guy
Drive an SUV guy
Not a very buff guy
The single dad type
Make your mom the mad type
I don't really date type
Go to bed by eight type
I'm the DcD GUY
DUH

I'm just a single DcD GUY


I have to try to take control
Of the tv's remote control
Reffing is just one of my roles
Fighting like animals

You say that you all love me, too
But in public embarrass you
You like to bring your friends around
Show off the debt I owe


Yeah I'm a tough guy
Looking kind of rough guy
Drive an SUV guy
Not a very buff guy
The single dad type
Make your mom the mad type
I don't really date type
Go to bed by eight type
I'm the DcD GUY
DUH

Single DcD GUY
DUH

I'm just a single DcD GUY


You wanna see me mad
I'm no deadbeat dad
I protect my own
Now you say you're scared of me
You should be
You should get on your knees
Thank God that violence I will not condone
I'm the DcD GUY
Protective DcD GUY
The single DcD GUY

Yawn
I need a nap