I have watched you drowning in the pouring rain
I know how to seduce you so you never complain
I can find you whenever I want to
Just look around, and I'm there, yoo-hoo
Thanks for all the time you have gifted me
I'm so glad that you're willing to work for free
I can find you a cause to fight for, or fight against, it doesn't matter to me
I can bend your mind when you're lost and scared
It helps me to convince you that I ever cared
You can cry, you can shout and sing, but, it won't change a f*cking thing, yoo-hoo