Rizensun - Leaf in a Forrest Lyrics

Lookin' at the back of a cereal box
Tryin' to solve the puzzle but I've had no luck
I might just take my dog for a walk
I might just take my dog out

Oh he likes to skip and jump and run
I hate cleaning up his stinky dumps
I just got dumped by my girlfriend last month

The other night, I suddenly awoke
Five past nine, I smelled some smoke
I realized I had fallen asleep
Before I had finished baking my cookies

I also realized I don't have a dog
And I was never taught how to bake some cookies
And everyone I love doesn't seem to mind
That I don't like my life, I don't like my life

And why does everyone insist on falling in love?
I can barely love myself
Why do I even date these girls?
I don't even like the way that they chew their food on dates

And I always seem to be in the worst mood ever When I'm by her side, when I'm by her side, when I'm by her side
But I can't lie, I love the way she smells
Just like cherries, like cherries

And the taste of her lips is like cherry Coca-Cola from the 80s, yeah, the 80s
And I realize at the age of 27
That I'm in heaven when I'm left alone

And without any caffeine in my system
My personality is like a tree stump
And I no longer wanna live in a world
Where I have to tip someone for making my coffee

Like is it really that hard?
And speaking of hard
Why do you guys make it so difficult
To love someone you care about?
Please stop playing hard to get
It's no longer cute when you're almost 25

Oh and speaking of cute I wanna be a bug who lives in a forest and has a leaf as a bed
And my name is Ben
And this song is finished