River W. Durham - Rise of the Killer Piano Lyrics

You have found me in your olden home
Tickled ivories, my keys are turning gold
Take a seat and play me the tunes of old
On this Cable-Nelson Piano
Let my pedals kick at your shins
Rip your fingernails clean off your skin
It will only hurt for a bit
This piano wants you to sit down
Sit back, relax, take an Aspirin
Beware attacks from this laughing bin
Of strings and things on the offensive
Piano on the attack
Overplayed and caved in with years of wear
Where there's malice you will find me there
Posing questions without an answer
My lead paint will give you cancer
So you thought you'd give me the bin
You'll dig a hole, I'll push you right in
And I'll do it all with one big grin
While you're falling, scream as you spin down
Sit back, relax, take an Aspirin
Beware attacks from this laughing bin
Of strings and things on the offensive
Piano on the attack
Heavy breathing, barely alive
You are stuck, you will not survive
There is something falling behind
Close your eyes, I'll count down from five
(Five! Four! Three! Two! One!)
Sit back, relax, take an Aspirin
Beware attacks from this laughing bin
Of strings and things on the offensive
Piano on the attack
If you'd like to have a couple laughs
Play me and see yourself cut in half
By strings and things, there's no way to live
Piano stabbing your back