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Riki Lindhome - So Long, Farewell Lyrics



Riki Lindhome - So Long, Farewell Lyrics
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So I meet this naval captain named Georg
No I'm not sure why he says it that way
It's like calling yourself Ben-jam-in
But I'm in love so I think it's okay
Then get this
Georg tells me he has 7 kids
And by the way they're all homeschooled
I say fine
And even though they treat me like crap for no reason
I'll raise them as if they're mine
Then get this
He says I have to move to Salzburg
And even though it's a shithole I say sure without blinking
We should've bequeathed it to Bavaria in the Treaty of Munich
What
I'm just saying what everyone's thinking
But then he gets romantic and he says you're the one that saved me
And for a moment I think I got my happy ending maybe
But not so fast
Cause in walks his nanny
Who's also a nun
And guess how old she is
21
And at the party he dances with her and not me
And even though he denies it it's plain to see
These hills are alive with the sound of bullshit
And I'm not gonna take any more of it
So long farewell
Auf Wiedersehen adieu
So long farewell
F*ck your seven kids George
And f*ck you
Maria's so vacant and pleasant and young
All she wants to do is spin around a sing
And look at you
Falling for that raindrops on roses shit
Newsflash no one's favorite thing is string
Oh and I heard you got married right away
Not waited to be over your widow like you said
And I bet you just love that she's a virgin
So she won't know how bad you are in bed
Maria cuts her own hair not well
And if you think kids look cute wearing curtains you're wrong
And at parties people want to talk and drink
Not stop and watch them all sing a really long song
Also you can't afford that house on military salary
But good luck selling in the middle of a war zone
And your daughter
Is dating a Nazi
If you weren't such a self-absorbed douche you would have known
I heard you left on foot after sleeping in crypt
You know what that's called
Karma bitch
So long farewell
Auf Wiedersehen adieu
To you and you
And you and you and you and you
So long farewell
F*ck your nanny nun George
And f*ck you
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So I meet this naval captain named Georg
No I'm not sure why he says it that way
It's like calling yourself Ben-jam-in
But I'm in love so I think it's okay
Then get this
Georg tells me he has 7 kids
And by the way they're all homeschooled
I say fine
And even though they treat me like crap for no reason
I'll raise them as if they're mine
Then get this
He says I have to move to Salzburg
And even though it's a shithole I say sure without blinking
We should've bequeathed it to Bavaria in the Treaty of Munich
What
I'm just saying what everyone's thinking
But then he gets romantic and he says you're the one that saved me
And for a moment I think I got my happy ending maybe
But not so fast
Cause in walks his nanny
Who's also a nun
And guess how old she is
21
And at the party he dances with her and not me
And even though he denies it it's plain to see
These hills are alive with the sound of bullshit
And I'm not gonna take any more of it
So long farewell
Auf Wiedersehen adieu
So long farewell
F*ck your seven kids George
And f*ck you
Maria's so vacant and pleasant and young
All she wants to do is spin around a sing
And look at you
Falling for that raindrops on roses shit
Newsflash no one's favorite thing is string
Oh and I heard you got married right away
Not waited to be over your widow like you said
And I bet you just love that she's a virgin
So she won't know how bad you are in bed
Maria cuts her own hair not well
And if you think kids look cute wearing curtains you're wrong
And at parties people want to talk and drink
Not stop and watch them all sing a really long song
Also you can't afford that house on military salary
But good luck selling in the middle of a war zone
And your daughter
Is dating a Nazi
If you weren't such a self-absorbed douche you would have known
I heard you left on foot after sleeping in crypt
You know what that's called
Karma bitch
So long farewell
Auf Wiedersehen adieu
To you and you
And you and you and you and you
So long farewell
F*ck your nanny nun George
And f*ck you
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Writer: Riki Lindhome
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Performed By: Riki Lindhome
Language: English
Length: 2:35
Written by: Riki Lindhome

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