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The Righteous Left - The Ballad of Jeremy Corbyn Lyrics



The Righteous Left - The Ballad of Jeremy Corbyn Lyrics
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(Can you hear that? The March of Progress!
One Man, taking Britain back to the '70s...
And into the FUTURE!)
HIT ME!
A vegetarian, humanitarian, septuagenarian LEGEND
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
Allotment-based Jam-Master J, who digs for victory!
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
Rising tide, a class divide
News to make you run and hide
Here comes the man to save the day!
Arrested on that picket line
Proved right almost every time
He's got the plan, so lead the way!
Big Bosses try their best to keep him out of sight
Which means that you can guess that Jez is doing it right!
The 1% have millions, so the rest - we need to fight!
No more politics as usual, protest and be polite! Cos...
Many who might claim to be, but the one for me is Jeremy
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
(Don't second guess the meek
JC y'all!
Woe to you who are rich...)
He's a Capitalist's worst nightmare, 'cos he works for scale and he fights fair!
(JEREMY CORBYN)
(And he pays his taxes... late. Dig this)
HE'S JUST AN AVERAGE GUY! He's just like you and I
EXCEPT HE WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL
But then so did Tony Benn!
(And David Attenborough too)
If you can think of a politician that would listen more than this one
Then you should think again!
BECAUSE HE'S
Working for a fairer world, he'll make the Fat Cats pay!
And so the News poo-poos his views, no matter what he say!
Because they stand to lose some million millions if he stays
And if you don't like that, you're probably a Fat Cat anyway!
If you met him on a train he'd be your buddy
And give you half of his cheese and pickle butty
You'd both sit in the vestibule and ruminate his plan
Even speak to him in Spanish - boy, he just don't give a damn!
(Jez, Jez, Jez Corbyn
We will fight, and we will win - LET'S GO!)
(Jez, Jez, Jez we can
Everbody know's that he's the man - LET'S GO!)
You know...
You know that when he's gone...
That you will surely miss him... (Yeah)
So vote for him and if he wins he'll give it all he's got (Yeah)
You know...
You know that when he's gone...
That you will surely miss him... (Yeah)
So vote for him and if he wins he'll give it all he's got (Yeah)
In Politics, one does not have to die to be deceased
And chances are, this guy's the only chance we have for Peace!
He's not an anti-semite, and he's not a terrorist
So give this guy your full support - before your chance is missed!
Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? He turned into...
(Jeremy Corbyn!)
He doesn't like Piers Morgan, so you know that he's alright!
(Jeremy Corbyn!)
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(Can you hear that? The March of Progress!
One Man, taking Britain back to the '70s...
And into the FUTURE!)
HIT ME!
A vegetarian, humanitarian, septuagenarian LEGEND
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
Allotment-based Jam-Master J, who digs for victory!
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
Rising tide, a class divide
News to make you run and hide
Here comes the man to save the day!
Arrested on that picket line
Proved right almost every time
He's got the plan, so lead the way!
Big Bosses try their best to keep him out of sight
Which means that you can guess that Jez is doing it right!
The 1% have millions, so the rest - we need to fight!
No more politics as usual, protest and be polite! Cos...
Many who might claim to be, but the one for me is Jeremy
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
(Don't second guess the meek
JC y'all!
Woe to you who are rich...)
He's a Capitalist's worst nightmare, 'cos he works for scale and he fights fair!
(JEREMY CORBYN)
(And he pays his taxes... late. Dig this)
HE'S JUST AN AVERAGE GUY! He's just like you and I
EXCEPT HE WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL
But then so did Tony Benn!
(And David Attenborough too)
If you can think of a politician that would listen more than this one
Then you should think again!
BECAUSE HE'S
Working for a fairer world, he'll make the Fat Cats pay!
And so the News poo-poos his views, no matter what he say!
Because they stand to lose some million millions if he stays
And if you don't like that, you're probably a Fat Cat anyway!
If you met him on a train he'd be your buddy
And give you half of his cheese and pickle butty
You'd both sit in the vestibule and ruminate his plan
Even speak to him in Spanish - boy, he just don't give a damn!
(Jez, Jez, Jez Corbyn
We will fight, and we will win - LET'S GO!)
(Jez, Jez, Jez we can
Everbody know's that he's the man - LET'S GO!)
You know...
You know that when he's gone...
That you will surely miss him... (Yeah)
So vote for him and if he wins he'll give it all he's got (Yeah)
You know...
You know that when he's gone...
That you will surely miss him... (Yeah)
So vote for him and if he wins he'll give it all he's got (Yeah)
In Politics, one does not have to die to be deceased
And chances are, this guy's the only chance we have for Peace!
He's not an anti-semite, and he's not a terrorist
So give this guy your full support - before your chance is missed!
Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? He turned into...
(Jeremy Corbyn!)
He doesn't like Piers Morgan, so you know that he's alright!
(Jeremy Corbyn!)
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Writer: Magic Wishbone
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid, Sentric Music




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Performed By: The Righteous Left
Language: English
Length: 4:28
Written by: Magic Wishbone

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