She's an angel she's perfect
She's god's gift I don't deserve it
She's funny and witty
She makes me smile if I feel shitty
Sure she gets mad if I eat from her dish
And when I do anyway well she gets really pissed
She doesn't manage her money well
She might be deeply in debt I can't tell
She's my dream girl
When she smiles I giggle
At the beach you know those boobies giggle
We love the same movies
Again I wanna mention those boobies
Sure she hates my family and my friends
And when we fight its to the bitter end
She holds me close if she sees a homeless man
And she's mean to waiters and servicemen
But she's still my dream girl
We've been together so long
It's not a bad investment
Our love is like bitcoin
Whose value will always be growin'
Sure she broke my phone and then she stole my car
And then she dragged my dreams down the boulevard
Her breath would stank but I would never tell
I've you'd like to meet her you should visit hell
But she still my dream girl.
And I totally hate her guts.