All of Germany stood up and cheered
When Richard won in the end
But then I heard some people sneer
"Did that bastard win again?"
So here we are once more
Might seem like we've been here before
We've hosted the contest more than most
That's why we must recycle the host
And while we've given the world the pacemakеr machine
Spotify and Volvo, and school-striking teens
We're still most proud of our Talented King!
TA-DA! IM BACK!
When the contest calls, I show up every time
And sing the same songs since '24
No, it's not a deja vu
Yes, we're slightly obsessed
But this competition is what we do best
So please don't be angry with us
We just love CASC too much!
You have to understand, this is Germany
It's cold and dark
We were desperate for an effort to ignite a spark
So this contest gave us the idea
To show you all we're more than depression and talahons
In Spain they got flamenco, in France they got the brie
But if you google Germany, this is what you'll see
(*funny sound*)
Greece has got honey, Norway's got money
Denmark has... well, something
But in Germany, we teach our kids in school
More than history and sports
They learn that the CSC is cool
And non-political, of course
That writing songs is the ultimate success
If not for Germany, then try your luck for Italy
So please don't be angry with us
We just love CASC too much!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello, CASC, I'm from the CABU
With just one mission: to check the votes from you
'Bout Germanys domination, there is nothing we can do
'Cause they keep sending songs that stick like a karma
Richard won by a bribe and got the golds again
Just like he did in ita-lie
So please don't be angry and make a fuss
They just love CASC too much
We can hear your complaints, we can feel your fury
When they close the vote and we meet the jury
[English Jury]
[Romanian Jury]
[other juries]
So please don't be angry with us!
They just love German music too much
Last year the one who almost gotcha
Was an emo Italian
Who threatened us with drama-drama-drama
And almost took the win
You would all have loved to pack for a Italians trip
Where the interval act would have looked like this
[Interval Act]
[Light By xuellito]
But do you know what?
Do you know what, guys?
I'm afraid that didn't happen
So you can boo all you want, we're not sorry we won
For a German, this is oxygen and lifeblood in one
It's just a game for other nations, for us it's medication
They need this like a grandma needs her drum
But we shall go from 12 points to ten
So we promise we won't win again
Well, maybe just one more time, so we can beat Ireland
So please don't be mean, we won't keep sending Richard
We hear your complaints and agree (they agree)
But please don't be angry with us
We beg you, please don't be angry with us
We just love CASC too much