Richard VS - Maple/Treacle Lyrics

Single, purple, too big to fail
She can hold her drink but she doesn't boast
Hazy, lazy, she falls asleep
Counting the notches on her bedpost
Her example doesn't bear aspiring to
But even then I'd give her a seeing-to
No, you don't understand (you never blazed that trail)
No, you never took that leap
She's not ashamed whenever she delves
Into her past and rightly so
Let's help those tomatoes grow
Those kids aren't going to teach themselves

Wholesome healing development
Chasing the fireflies in the setting sun
Carefree cuddles can go so far
But falling in love isn't that much fun
Bounce bounce the little rubber ball
Can you bounce it as high as you are tall?
No, you can't keep her (locked in the toychest)
No, it's the summer sea
Some of us wondered how it came to be
And some just enjoyed the show
There's no substitute for that happy glow
Any brighter and I might just an hero
An hero

Maple, Treacle, she's not sure why
Looks in the mirror and there's nothing wrong
Maybe that air of delinquency
Is putting ideas where they don't belong
So what if her sweetness doesn't shine through
Twenty years old is hardly overdue
No, but it's still strange she should have to try
No, I don't disagree
But when she feels somewhat bitter
All it takes to lift her spirits is a nyanpass, nyanpasu
Nyanpass, nyanpasu
Nyanpass, nyanpasu