When dogs get barkin' each like the others
Sometimes they're just saying hi
But sometimes it might be one dog's druthers
To eat you like a piece of pie
And ain't it just like the human race
To say hi to you when talking in your face
But turn your back around and you better look out
You'll be eaten like a piece of pie
Them alligators in them everglades
Peek up from the water with them eyes
There ain't no question and there ain't no mistake
They'll eat you like a piece of pie
And ain't it just like the human race
To say hi to you when talking in your face
But turn your back around and you better look out
You'll be eaten like a piece of pie
The rain may fall on the river bank
While the river rises up and rushes by
If the mud gives way like a rotten plank
You'll be eaten like a piece of pie
And ain't it just like the human race
To say hi to you when talking in your face
But turn your back around and you better look out
You'll be eaten like a piece of pie
That sun someday may belch a ball of flame
Just to come to the earth to say hi
There ain't no one but the universe to blame
When we're eaten like a piece of pie
And ain't it just like the human race
To say hi to you when talking in your face
But turn your back around and you better look out
You'll be eaten like a piece of pie
Turn your back around and you better look out
You'll be eaten like a piece of pie