When I went to the store and I bought a guitar
I thought it would make me a superstar
That still ain't happened so far
But that's alright with me
It may be I didn't pay enough
Or maybe my fingers are a little too rough
It could be a lot of stuff
But that's alright with me
I write my words
And I pick a melody
And I hope you'll like it
But if you don't
That's alright with me
I'll strum my way straight to the moon
And howl my words out of tune
In a voice that sounds like a cartoon
And that's alright with me
My guitar may not be the very best
But I love it nonetheless
Sometimes it gets my wife undressed
And that's alright with me
I write my words
And I pick a melody
And I hope you'll like it
But if you don't
That's alright with me