Peddle car cruiser A cute little bruiser
Zipping up and down the neighborhood
No one could catch me I'd run to Mommy
I hear I hosed those school kids good I got 'em all wet Oboy
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Then it was my turn to go to school and learn reading and writing
It was too easy for me and Audree We could have skipped grades
The kids would not like it when straight-A's we would get
But my best friend Leslie has a pool and she'll play with me Oboy
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When I was 13 I got a guitar A red Fender Mustang
I joined a band with Mike and Keith I forgot the other guy's name
We were smoking cigarettes taking pills and little trips
I got in trouble but I was having fun Oboy was I
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Then I got adopted by a big brunette Umm Sally
She taught me lessons -- Some lessons I'll never forget Never ever ever
We lived in total bliss our love I'll always miss
I was too shy until I got bit Oboy bite me again
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