I got corona
Coughin' so much I might go in a coma
No school till next May
Now how am I supposed to get my diploma
Entered the lotto
So I can go buy me some toilet paper
I'm goin' to Costco
And I'm plannin' on losing my job later
Pull up in a hazmat
Got a face mask with it
Where the sanitizer at
'Bout to take a bath in it
From Pacific to Atlantic
Everybody runnin' frantic
Yeah you know what they say
Can't spell pandemic without panic
I got corona
Sneezing with force and I'm feelin' like Yoda
Stores have been closed up
Chinese bio weapon but they don't wanna own up
Always carry a tissue
They won't test anybody cuz they're not equipped to
No vaccine to distribute
If I see you not washing your hands imma kill you
Showing all the symptoms
Virus in my system
Been poppin' 30 Advils
You know I can't resist 'em
Economy's about to topple
Everybody actin' awful
It's time we put Corona
Back inside the bottle