Blowhards in the press
Will make your mind regress
Cause what they write
Is full of bull no less
Blowhards in the press
Don't let 'em cause you stress
They're just paperboys
Who'd rather scratch than caress
They get into a concert free with a backstage pass
They really get off
Kissing some rock star's ass... blah... blah... blah... blah
Blowhards in the press
Can get their cliques success
But if critics could play
They'd create a sonic mess
Blowhards in the press
Blah... blah... blah... blah