Rhyle - Munsters Rap Lyrics

This is it, right up here
You you sure you want to live here
Like this place looks really creepy
Yeah you worry too much I'm sure they're perfectly pleasant
Thanks for the ride
Alright I'll see ya
See ya

Tall guy
Opened the door
Top of his head flat
Wide shoulders
And a neck wrap
I leapt back
The step cracked
I said step back
And he just laughed
And said welcome home
Reminded me of some kind of goons or goblins
His wife looked spooky
Her name was Medusa probably
Said come on through the lobby
They showed me where I'd room and
Do my hobby
Honestly
They was actin truly oddly
But I didn't wanna
Lose the deposit
Just 'cause
Dude snooze in a coffin
Got a few screws loose
In his noggin
And a noose in the closet
And probably got some
Worms loose in his pocket
Like Beetlejuice
At least his niece is cute
Alright
Next day, found time to think
And some breathing room
I was in need of some decent food
Thought I'd make some beans or soup
Or might just call up
A delivery or two
For now I saw a bowl of walnuts
I could at least consume
I Wonder where they keep the sheller
Then I felt my feet hit the door to
Some kinda secret cellar
Oh this must be Gramps' room
Never did properly
Meet the feller
I guess I'll go look and say Hi
What is there to be
Afraid

That was a mistake
Live, spiders and dusty jars
Of what I hope was fake eyes
I
Ran back upstairs
To ask the niece
If she could just fetch us both
A glass of tea
Uh
That was weird
Thought I saw a bat on the
Chandelier
And then
Gramps appeared
Plus there's a little dude
That look like a dog sittin'
At the table having juice and
I'm positive
That ain't no regular kid
Anyway the wife comes back in
Says forget the soup and beans
I'm stewing meat
It's time for supper
And we saved you a seat
I looked in the stew and the fluid's green
Was this some kind of
Stupid dream
But next thing I know
We're passing bowls of mashed potatoes
Tomato macaroni's
Just like back at home
Her husband cracking jokes
I realized I misjudged this pack of folks
That little dude I mentioned called me big brother
The mother said the niece was just home from college
Asked what my hobby and job is
I said well it's more a
Hobby that could earn me a
Job
It's a little bit disturbing and odd
It's taxidermy
Ah
Is that concerning?
Nah
Then Gramps said he'd have something
He could hack up for me
To practice learning
Next time we get a solicitor
And that confirmed to me
I think I'm gonna like living here
Permanently