I Met My Love In A Looney Bin,
She's Wired To the F*cking Moon!
She Told Me She Was Monica Lewinsky's Twin,
She's Wired To the F*cking Moon!
We Went Walking in the Local Park,
She's Wired To the F*cking Moon!
She Ran After A Frisbee And She Started To Bark,
She's Wired To the F*cking Moon!
Woo Oh Oh, I Think She Likes Me,
Woo Oh Oh, That's My Baby,
Woo Oh Oh, White Gravy
Woo Oh Oh!
She Told Me She Was Studying Philosophy
In A Local University,
She Wants To Be A Communist,
And Live On A Farm,
And Still Be Living Off the State For Free.
Woo Oh Oh, I Think She Likes Me,
Woo Oh Oh, That's My Baby,
Woo Oh Oh, White Gravy
Woo Oh Oh!
I Asked Her If She Felt Alone Like Me,
She Was Deep In Conversation With A Cup Of Tea,
I Shook Her on the Shoulders,
And I Told Her I Loved Her,
But She's Wired To the F*cking Moon
Oh Yeah, She's Wired To the F*cking Moon
Ohh Oh Oh, I Think She Likes Me,
Woo Oh Oh, That's My Baby,
Woo Oh Oh, White Gravy
Woo Oh Oh, Gui- tar Solo!
Woo Oh Oh, She's In the Army,
Woo Oh Oh, I'm In the Navy,
Woo Oh Oh, We'll Have A Baby,
Woo Oh Oh!
I Met My Love In A Looney Bin,
She's Wired To the F*cking Moon