The Rented Mules - Bitch Work Lyrics

6 hours of work in a 10-hour day
Getting pretty tired of playing this game
Staring spreadsheets for hours on end
Not e-mailing clients I'm texting my friends

I'm doing bitchwork
Just doing bitchwork
Stuck doing bitchwork
I'm doing bitchwork

Shuffling papers and re-reading e-mails
Trying hard to look busy but to no avail
Straighten my pencils, untwist the phone cord
I've got lots of tricks to avoid being bored

Four years of college and then four years more
8 years of higher Ed. I'm not sure what its for
Folding newsletters and sealing up checks
And that's not even as bad as it gets

Stuff these envelopes and collate these forms
Am I a manager or a high school intern?
This charade had grown quite grotesque
Then one day they took back my desk