You won't get too far my friend and the end will come too soon
Gotta find that thing that get's you bouncin' round the room
Life can get real fuzzy and your head can start to swoon
Gotta find that thing that lets some air out of the balloon
Some folks take up running, others take up rum
We all need that something that says I gotta get me some
Some folks go to concerts others turn to their careers
Some bury their head in the sand surrounded by their fears
Some guys they chase women, some collect comic books
Either way you go too far you'll get some dirty looks
Some guys take up fishing, others follow Phish
Some guys like to get real drunk and settle it with their fist
I'd, like to take some time to say some words in my defense
I seem to be stuck up here straddling the fence
One side I am still a boy the other side a man
Either way I'm stuck here like some balding Peter Pan