Renjixdx - Asian Stereotype Lyrics

I am renji
Not ching chang chong
Coming from the east
You can hear it from the gongs

Imma bang to this beat
Let it bing bang bong
Light fire to the beat
Bang ur chest like king kong

We don't play beer pong
But we play ping pong
Smoke a cigarette
Then fling it to the wall

My eyes are pretty small
But my brother's pretty tall
Unlock your knees and fall
Asian squat against a wall

Now straighten up that back
Wiggle wiggle to the left
Now loosen up that back then
Wiggle to the right
360 on that squat
Your knees are giving up
Like this thunder in the song
Coming boom boom down on you

I am an ABC
Another Bad Choice
My eyes they can't see
I like to play rummy
Also eat some maggi mee
While I watch some tvb
Of some drama series

See this
Is made in china
But me
Is from ver china
My clothes
Is designah
My watch
Few thousand dollars
My shoes
Is on fire
But my jeans
From alibaba
My eyes are pretty small
But my brother's pretty tall
Unlock your knees and fall
Asian squad against a wall

Now straighten up that back
Wiggle wiggle to the left
Now loosen up that back then
Wiggle to the right
360 on that squat
Your knees are giving up
Like this thunder in the song
Coming boom boom down on you

I am a Chinese dude
If u think Im korean
I'll probably play along
But this is not a kpop song
With 4 guys
On the sides
Dancing to a heartbreak song
It's a crazy rap song
Asian stereotypes
We are always on the hype
Always money on the mind
We are hardly ever kind
We get beaten all the time
Doing math at anytime
And hey
This thing you already know
I'm here to remind you again with this flow
My eyes a little small
But my brother's pretty tall
Unlock your knees and fall
Asian squad against a wall

Now squat!
Stand up
Squat
Stand up
Squat
Stand up
Squat
Stand up

Now straighten up that back
Wiggle wiggle to the left
Now loosen up that back then
Wiggle to the right
360 on that squat
Your knees are giving up
Like this thunder in the song
Coming boom boom down on you

I know some kungfu shit
But not those flying kungfu shit
I speak good inggerish
But still can't get no english chick
White guy speak bad chinese
But still get many chinese chick
I say hello how are u
White girl say f*ck off f*ck you

Now straighten up that back
Wiggle wiggle to the left
Now loosen up that back then
Wiggle to the right
360 on that squat
Your knees are giving up
Like this thunder in the song
Coming boom boom down on you