Renae - MERRY CHRISTMAS, i hate u Lyrics

Your present just came in the mail
How'd you make the holidays a personal hell?
If I see you under mistletoe I'm going to jail
Text me again you're getting kicked in the bells

I should be hanging ornaments up on a tree
Celebrating your first Christmas with me
Now I'm getting drunk by a nativity
And I think baby Jesus is judging me

'Tis the season
Remember the reason
He's the one who came and He's all forgiving
Well call it treason
Love's depletion
I'm not letting this shit go so

Merry Christmas I hate u
Gotta make it to New Year's Day
I'll never get my whole wishlist
Your ego doesn't fit on Santa's sleigh
I'll cry in my ugly sweater
Blame my depression on the weather
Merry Christmas I hate u
I really really hate u

I should be making angels out in the snow
Letting non-alcoholic eggnog flow
Now I'm like a sad-spiked candy cane ho
My heart's frozen at ten below

'Tis the season
Remember the reason
He's the one who came and He's all forgiving
Well call it treason
Love's depletion
You never even said that you're sorry so

Merry Christmas I hate u
Gotta make it to New Year's Day
I'll never get my whole wishlist
Your ego doesn't fit on Santa's sleigh
I'll cry in my ugly sweater
Blame my depression on the weather
Merry Christmas I hate u
I really really hate u

Down the stairs on Christmas Day
A six-five package wrapped for me
A brand new toy to get in my way
Damn he's as hot as a fireplace
Lucky for you I've got frostbit lips
So it hurts like hell to kiss on his
I sent him away with the reindeer clicks
I'll hibernate until January hits

Merry Christmas I hate u
Said you'd come back someday
Maybe next year ask Santa
If my ass fit's in a sleigh
You look like an ugly sweater
You won't find nobody better
Merry Christmas I hate u
I really really hate u

I hope your christmas is a hundred degrees
And you cry when you realize she's not me
I hope you choke on a peppermint candy
It's all good Santa will forgive me

Merry Christmas I hate u
Fa-la-la-la-luck you