Release the Kitten - Cliff Richard Owes Me a Fiver Lyrics

Cliff Richard owes me a fiver
I haven't seen him in 38 years
He said he'd be right back
Then the bastard ran away
He said he only wanted to nip into the chippie
Well congratulations and celebrations you managed to fool me

I've tried to get in touch but he always fobs me off
It seems like my five hundred pennies are forever lost

Cliff Richard owes me a fiver

I told myself it doesn't matter and I wanted to believe
But you don't know the pain it's caused me knowing my fiver won't be retrieved
Cliff Richard owes me a fiver I find it hard to sleep
He said he'd be right back, I didn't know he had a bus to catch

I've tried to get in touch but he always fobs me off
It seems like my five hundred pennies are forever lost

Cliff Richard owes me a fiver