Did you see him stalking you from the bar for an hour or so
About time to go when he gets you a drink
You approach with a wink
'Cause you think the attention's deserved
Your legs feel like wax
'Cause he's such an act
Paints his life in your mind and it looks picturesque
Empty words hit your ear but to you it's not clear
That he read all these lines on the web
They show you a secret place
That you never thought existed
All of your wishes are now served in three courses
But in the morning when you wake up alone
It feels like a dream
It seems so unreal
But it's not
Three drinks earlier he was a minger
But he managed to wrap you 'round his finger
He used to be one of those dirty little chaps now he starts to look handsome to you
We know a trophy can't be shared but they quickly convince you in a team effort
Despite the lack of proper manners he still wishes you good luck in your future endeavours
They show you a secret place
That you never thought existed
All of your wishes are now served in three courses
But in the morning when you wake up alone
It feels like a dream
It seems so unreal
But it's not
Now it's you
Dancing through the night
Oh you never miss a try
Spread the vampire bite
When you notice that he's one of those creeps
You make the tables turn