[ Featuring the Fighters ]
Black and white fuzzy lumpkin, so big and fat
Time to feed; he's not hungry. He won't eat that
And he just will not pass on his genes
Are we trying too hard are we being too mean
Did you ever think God hates panda bears
Did you ever think God wants them to die
Did you ever think some creatures weren't meant to survive
So now please wipe the tears from your eyes
And kill a panda bear
Every day dozens of species go extinct
It's our fault and our problem, so we think
It's because we destroy their habitat
How are all the poor critters supposed to deal with that
Did you ever think God hates everyone
Did you ever think God wants us to die
Did you ever think no creatures were meant to survive
So now please wipe the tears from your eyes
And kill a panda bear
We've got a divine right to deforestation
We've gotta cut down these trees before they cut down us
We've gotta spread our ways across this nation
Global warming's just a plot by the terrorists
Cold and steel lonely cyborg the last one left
Tastes the hot, acrid smoke, but he won't take breath
Surveys the vast domain that he calls home
All the bleak, barren wasteland he cares to roam
He doesn't think God hates panda bears
He doesn't think God wants them to die
He prays that some creatures were meant to survive
A single tear rolls from his eye
For the panda bear
