[Verse 1]
Whiskey bottle drippin' sweat
Moonlight dancin' on her neck
Thought this night would be the one
Stars alignin' cause we're young
[Verse 2]
Led her down by the riverside
Water whisperin' wild tide
Reached out for a kiss no doubt
But then my nose it cried out loud
[Chorus]
Oh baby what's that smell
Like an old fish gone to hell
Tried to hold my breath but failed
Romance on a sinking trail
[Verse 3]
Girl you got that wild perfume
Not the kind that flowers bloom
More like death on summer's air
Skunk exploded everywhere
[Verse 4]
Tried to act like nothin's wrong
Pretend love could stay strong
But gag reflex can't be beat
Backin' up on shaky feet
[Bridge]
We strolled beneath the stars so bright,
A putrid breeze cut through the night,
Smelled like garbage on fire and decay,
Turned my dreams to the night.
[Bridge]
She let out a fart, loud and proud,
Echoed through the night, drew a crowd,
Then her skin turned green and thick,
Transformed into Shrek real quick.