Red Poison - Taekwondo Rules (feat. Gavin Castleton) Lyrics

Went to the forest
Found myself a family
Got myself a mama
And a new cat
I got a new puppy
She was super itchy
Then I got a fish
He was kind of fat
Punch, kick, block
This is how we rock
I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk
Punch, kick, block
This is how we rock
I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk
I went to the forest
Found myself a daughter
She never wasted water
She was so mature
She loved to eat those spicy onions
She hated mac n' cheese
And when I said, "It's time to leave"
She never begs or cries or pees or screams, "NO!"
I bought her a princess hat
And a princess bag
And a great big rainbow wig
She called me the greatest dad
And the greatest rapper that had ever lived
She said it was crazy that I was still making tracks with this lazy kid
So we started a brand new band
It's your boy with a dope new brand: Blue Poison
Punch, kick, block
(I tell ya) This is how we rock
(I'm saying) I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk
(You got to) Punch, kick, block
(I tell ya) This is how we rock
(I'm saying) I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk