It's never easy reaching the masses
I find myself increasingly distracted
I have foibles or perhaps weaknesses
It is my privilege to share you with them
Here is where I might steal a riff
Coast just a bit on old ideas I can lift
Turn of phrase, metaphor, add simile
Things get tough, summon the rhyming dictionary
In the scheme of things there are greater and lesser drug songs
Some drugs deserve more attention than others
Look at the feathery object up in its perch
It is my privilege to welcome you to this church
My Maserati goes 185
And we love to work at nothing all day
Your pants are too tight, it's gonna be alright
There I go turn the page
Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
I've been to London to look at the Queen
Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under her chair
Who drives the wrecking balls into our guitars?
You drive us wild, we drive you crazy
We're coming to your town, we'll help you party down
Stick a pen in my heart, spill it on the stage