The Rear Admirals - Stuck Loving the Dick (But Not the Man) Lyrics

I'm so unimpressed, it nearly makes me depressed
I can't elicit an emotional response from you unless the two of use are getting undressed
So I guess I'm stuck; you don't have a lot to love
You don't have a lot to like so love you're just lucky that I like to f*ck

Now I'm stuck in a rut can you understand
What it's like to love the dick but not the man?

He said, "What now, girl?" I said, "Try harder." He said, "How girl?"
"I thought you liked the workout; well you always look satisfied after reverse-cowgirl"
But I pretend I care much for our conversations
The only thing to come out of your mouth in the morning is what you drank last night with your friends

And I try to no end, but I can't understand
How I'm stuck loving the dick, but not the man

Your ideal trip overseas
Is getting wasted on a beach in Bali
Well that ship sailed and it left me on dry land
Stuck loving the dick, but not the man

Let's be clear, I know I shouldn't be here
But whenever I feel bad about myself I somehow remember that you're near
So call a truce, you know exactly how I feel about you
But as long as I've still got my needs I guess you've still got your use

And I think it's true, now I understand
I'm stuck loving the dick, but not the man