It's a great night for a seance
At the house where that kid was killed 100 years ago tonight
I know you don't f*ck around with the forces of chaos
But I'll take a Ouija board any day of my life
Over my rising student fees
And the erosion of my civil liberties
I'm paranoid for my life
Every day but Halloween
So even if we piss off the wrong demons
I wanna be your man for Halloween
Hold me close as you hear them screaming
But I don't need a mask to make you scream
Zeebo was a dummy in a fun house
Based on some killer clown that burnt alive
Your boyfriend stole his nose because I dared him to
And now I don't think he's going to last the night
He said "I don't believe in urban legends"
"I think they're just made up to scare little kids"
"But if you didn't put that dummy in my bedroom"
"Well, I wonder who did"
And now I heard that your boyfriend ain't around
And I wanna be your man for Halloween
Hold me close as the lights cut out
You're in costume as the girl of my dreams
When you babysit that Brixton kid
I'll sneak in and we'll make out for a while
I saw his sister in the hallway
But you said he's an only child
Yeah, yeah
And I wanna be your man for Halloween
Hold me close as the lights cut out
You're always in costume as the girl of my dreams