The Rear Admirals - Dad Bod Lyrics

(Dad bod) I'm rocking a dad bod
(Dad bod) 'Coz I know what's hot
(Dad bod) So don't knock my dad bod
(Dad bod) Or I'll knock your block off

I didn't use my gym membership
That's another resolution down the drain
But I've got too much going on with my Channel 7 Steven Seagal marathons
To hear about your protein shakes

(Dad bod) I'm rocking a dad bod
(Dad bod) 'Coz I know what's hot
(Dad bod) So don't knock my dad bod
(Dad bod) Or I'll knock your block off

No matter what the weatherman's saying
I always dress like I'm picking up the kids from Auskick training
In my stonewashed-jeans and New Balance shoes, I'm coming soon to a party near you
But I didn't hear you Mum complaining

(Dad bod) Do you like my banter?
(Dad bod) I dress like Adam Sandler
(Dad bod) I'm wearing an apron
(Dad bod) Call all your mates in

Rock 'n' roll (Dad bod!)
Chiko Rolls (Dad bod!)
Finding fastest route that does not require tolls
Hard Yakka (Dad bod!)
Acca Dacca (Dad bod!)
Viral videos of people getting hit in knackers (I'm rocking a dad bod!)

(Dad bod) It's time for a party
(Dad bod) Fire up the barbie
(Dad bod) I'm drinking Vic Bitter
(Dad bod) Who clogged the shitter?