Real Absurd - Float Lyrics

I roll wit the waves, then act like I can't swim
If they think that I can't win
I'll do a backstroke and hit em wit the backhand, pimp
And scurry like a leaf up in the wind, cheesin for the din
I guess im just coastin, coastin
I evolved from all the fins in the ocean
Ocean, bitch I don't think anybody knows shit
But if they lookin in my mirror, they better Go Fish
Im not a seatrout, im deep out, they better reroute
Im the reason why they put up signs, sayin keep out
I gotta bigger boat, no wonder why I float
All these lame brain sharks fit inside my cheerios, ooh

Yeah you know I float
I aint gotta do much, though
Yeah you know I float
So I aint gotta do much, though

They fishin for the price but I keep it real
Little do they know, they're my meal, I crack
And peel, these lil shit stained, shrimp brains have no appeal
They can't krill my vibe man, no deal
Armored up wit barnacles, plankton for my articles
Leonidas to a lionfish, rip em into particles
I make stingrays turn to smoke, I breach
And they still can't reach when im close, nope, I
Prepare em like salmon on toast, wit a dollop of capers
I savor my favorites, I don't do favors
The current is my currency and I don't exchange rates
If the ocean's a barrel, I treat it like a shootin range
I catch clams wit my toes, cheers
I flick cigarette butts at the seagulls on the pier
I elbow drop driftwood and eat it like its toast
Don't mind me, I swan dive and then I...float

Yeah you know I float
I aint gotta do much, though
Yeah you know I float
So I aint gotta do much, though

Like a stage dive, yeah I float
I rejuvenate, and they don't
I stride wit the tides, im adrift to my own cause
Never stagnant on pause, I just follow my jaws
While the polar bears skatin on thin ice
Im sun bathin on a barge, lookin for a bite
For what its worth, they kinda lookin like dessert
This is my turf, I make the damn sea squirt
Im springin in a deluge, im surfin on piranha teeth
I already paid my dues, now they gotta pay me
They never seen treadin, I got the wristbands
I swan dive like "rock, paper, scissors man
Im choppin waves, doing Kung Fu underwater
Boxin wit the jellyfish if they try to bother
If Im ever tired, I'll remember life's a joke
Then cross my arms, and just float