Razors - Ding Dong Lyrics

I remember the day when my dad lost his head
He said I feel dead I better go to bed
When along came a cop who's name was ted
He said we'll find that head according to what we've read
Ding dong the church bells rang
He ran up to the steps but a man stopped him and said
Get out get out i think you're gonna sprout and so he did
High high way up to the sky past the moon and stars and mars
He built a nest and tried his very best to keep it at a peaceful rest
With all the essential things like feathers and twigs and other things
My name is Ted my color is red and I think you should go to bed